Project Educate: Fan Fiction for Dummies

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Published: Nov 24, 2011

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Fan Fictions

The Fan Fiction Gallery for Dummies:

General Fiction: Basically anything that doesn't fit under the other categories goes right here!

Horror: For the demented, twisted souls only! Anything meant to give you nightmares goes in here! One, two Freddy is coming for you...

Sci-Fi: Anything involving outer space wars from advanced space technology goes in here!

Romance: Give me a smoochie smooch! For those lovestruck spirits! Romance stories will go here!

Drama: If your stories involve serious emotions, or a dramatic event, this category will be best for it. Also if your story is based on a play or acting, this will also work. No llamas allowed! Sorry!

Humor: Of course, who doesn't like a good Humorous Fan Fiction? Anything full of

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How to write a bad Fan Fiction!!

Use crossovers that make no sense!!

Example: "Sonic travels to the beach and meets Darth Vader, they start making out..." And you will have an audience that will go "WTF IS THIS SHIT?"

Use net speak/l337 speak

Example: "Z0MG, WHR DID J00 C0ME FRUM FREDDI, UR NOT REALLY IN MY TV U FGT" and you will have an audience that will roll their eyes and teal deers.

And calling Freddy a FGT is hazardous to your health.

Use internet slang

Example: "TROLOLOLOL I DID UR MAMA ON MY ROFLCOPTER AND I LOL'D AT HER, PROBLEM?

" and your whole story will sound like an internet meme, or an attempt to create a new meme which is just plain sad. It is okay to make a Fan Fiction based on an internet Meme like Nyan Cat, Mudkips or even Trollface. Just watch your wording and don't overdo internet slangs.

Use ALL CAPS LOCK

Example: "ICHIGO WENT TO THE MALL AND MEET HIS TRUE LOVE. "I LOVE YOU RUKI". "I LOVE YOU TOO"

(It is as stupid as it looks, and sound like they are sarcastic and yelling at each other, or even worse the author is yelling at you!)

Have bad punctuation

Example: "the black cat hid under hermoines desk the teacher said stop bringing the cat to class and hermoine said im sorry then hermoine went to harrys clubhouse and made a revenge potion to get back draco malfoy draco went up to the treehouse and said hey you guys what are you doing and harry said im going to use this potion to get back at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Wow, no comment there, the whole story makes no sense now and is one hell of a sentence, and you sound like a 8 year old writing a story)

Use spammed, troll/sexual like comments

Example: "Luke parked his hovercraft in Obi-Wan's asshole, and shows his boner to the patrons in the bar"

You will look like a total idiot, and no one will read your Fan Fictions if you did that.

Note: All these apply to all literature, not just Fan Fiction

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Quick Features!

PartnersThis time was different. Once the news hit the airwaves, Catilla knew Cybertron would never be the same again. Sentinel Prime was dead, and Kaon was lost to this movement of insurgents.
Being a Private Optic meant keeping aware of political machinations, both aboveground and under. The ascension of the Decepticons was no surprise, but the murder of Sentinel shocked Catilla utterly. He deactivated the newsfeed. He and his partner Carnivac had a neutrality policy unless paid to intervene. They had enough enemies; they didn't need to go actively seeking more. And this… was just way beyond them.
What he needed was a leggy, mysterious femmebot to barge in with a case. Or at least for Carnivac actually come in to work today. He hadn't shown up for work in over two mega-cycles now.
No, he decided, what he needed was a cy-gar. Since he was fresh out, he decided to help himself to Carnivac's stockpile. He wouldn't mind. He trudged over to Carnivac's desk, opened the drawer… and found MoV: Chapter 3MoV: Chapter 3
It was a somewhat quiet, peaceful afternoon here in the little town of Peach Creek. We soon come upon the location of Peach Creek High School, where we could see the many students of the school leaving the building; either by the school buses in the back, or by walking home from the front of the school.
Anyway, we soon focus our attention on three particular teens walking towards the road and down the sidewalk. It was the three Ed's, who were all now walking back home towards their neighborhood, the Peach Creek Cul-De-Sac. Since it was not that far away from the school, they only needed to walk back home that way.
"Geez, today was a really boring first day," Eddy started to say, trying to strike up a conversation between his friends, "I would've expected my days at high school to be more exciting than that."
"Surely you jest, Eddy," Double D stated with a bit of a surprised gasp, "It's only just the first day of school; it usually takes a little while to get adjus -Poem- A Tomb Keeper's TrialDeep beneath the sun-kissed sand,
generations live to take their stand.
The guardians of secrets old
await the day that they'll be told.
A childlike boy begs for a life
far away from family's strife.
To soar the winds and feel the sun
once ancient promises come undone.
A fateful day changes it all;
the young boy pains and takes the fall.
Carvings deep within his skin
torment him; he cannot win.
Evil claims his weary mind,
leaving joyous thoughts behind.
Though the dark says it's too late;
his sister tries to change his fate.
Help comes from the ancient might;
just in time to win the fight.
Light consumes his battered soul
and returns once he is whole. Careful What You SayCareful What You Say
"Are you sure about this, Zim?"
"Trust me, I did my research. Human females are sexually drawn to what human males say. Go on, try it!"
"I'm gonna sound stupid..."
"You always sound stupid," Zim reminded his awkward human companion. "Now, go tell that girl over there what I told you to say, and I guarantee you that you'll be a virgin no longer!" He shoved Dib forward towards a female classmate of theirs, a 16-year-old named May, who was packing her backpack, getting ready to leave their algebra class.
Dib stumbled just in front of May's desk, and when she stared up at him, puzzled, Dib smiled as though nothing was wrong. Zim stood a few feet behind him, listening with anticipation. "Hey, May..." the 16-year-old big-headed boy greeted, nervously.
May only stared at him, confused.
Dib glanced over his shoulder at Zim, who only nodded reassuringly, waving his gloved, three-fingered hand at him hurriedly to tell her already.
The human boy turner back to May as h

Mature Content

Back from the Dust I was trapped in the darkness when I opened my eyes.
I was standing in a place, where there was nothing. I was surrounded by nothing.
Emptiness.
I started to walk, searching through the pitch black darkness. For something, for someone. Anyone, anything.
I started to feel desperate. No matter where I went, nothing was to be seen or heard.
My eyes started to feel watery. I stopped walking and frowned. Why were my eyes getting watery?
Then it hit me that I was crying.
No, I told myself. I am not going to cry.
I continued walking, and looked around. I wasn't even sure if I was going straight, left or right. What if I wasn't really walking and getting anywhere? What if I was stuck in this darkness forever?
A tear escaped my left eye as I thought of how horrible it would be if I was truly stuck in here. I wiped it away before it reached down to my chin.
I held my chin up high. I will get out of here, and I will be okay.
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Beautiful. xD